ic contact;

[echoistic]

❝Yoooo! Ain't here right now, which means I'm probably sleeping, eating, doing something I can't mention out loud, or something really awesome and attention-consuming, but whichever it is, I'm not here right now! Wait, I already said that. So yeah, do what you gotta do, which I guess is—❞

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[ *Note that Rhys can't read very well, so texting him might, uh, not have the intended effect. ]

Comments

[echoistic]

Please.

[He waves a hand.]

I might be an idiot, but I assure you that I'm still a hardened mercenary! Careless mistakes aren't in my repertoire.

[discard]

As if that is--

[....wait.]

What?

[...A...mercenary...]

You?

[That's rude, Leon.]

[echoistic]

... Is it really that surprising?

[discard]

You are just...

[Cheerful? Oblivious-seeming? Not really the sort?]

...an idiot.

[Ah.]

[echoistic]

And you're awfully quick to make judgments on what you barely know! That's also considered an idiotic move to make, y'know?

[discard]

Tch! What did you just say to me?

[Leon... he'll repeat it.]

[echoistic]

[Yep.]

"And you're awfully quick to make judgments on what you barely know! That's also considered an idiotic move to make, y'know?"

[He also has good memory, so. Sorry, Leon...]

[discard]

[EXCUSE YOU.]

You--!

Get out of my sight!

[ok leon]

[echoistic]

So it's okay for you to criticize me but not the other way around? Wow, unfair!

[discard]

As if your opinion matters to me at all!

[In this and in his criticisms....]

[echoistic]

Coincidentally, I'm not bothered by your opinion either! So that's one thing we have in common, huh?

[discard]

Then why are you still here?

[??? ???? why won't you leave him alone

(don't be a baby, Leon)]

[echoistic]

Why not? Do I have to care about what you think of me to like hangin' around you?

[discard]

[..... ????]

If you have no interest in what I think of you, and I have no interest in what you think of me, there is no purpose to remaining here. Like this.

[How do you socialize.]

[echoistic]

... Do you understand what "small talk" is?

[He says that very seriously, because who knows?? Maybe this dude doesn't know???]

[discard]

Of course I understand what it is!

[You're so rude!!]

That doesn't mean I have any interest in something so pointless. Stop wasting my time.

[echoistic]

I dunno, I think we've had a very productive conversation so far!

[discard]

[Have an...incredulous stare....]

You must be joking.

[??]

Are you delusional?

[echoistic]

Nope! I just keep reasonable standards. If I'm having fun, then nothing's pointless.

[discard]

[????]

Those are hardly reasonable standards. You must be nothing but a useless layabout with an attitude like that!

[echoistic]

Yeah? What kind of useless layabout works two jobs?

[discard]

You--

[... ???]

--what? If you mean here, I fail to be impressed; working extra as a lackey of this corporation does not make you any less useless.

[echoistic]

[He shrugs; it's hard to actually be offended when this guy knows absolutely nothing about him and Rhys feels no real need to inform him. He's fairly certain that even surviving in the Outside, particularly when it was only him and Alun, disqualifies him as being genuinely lazy and unproductive.

He wouldn't have survived a week as a kid if he were, after all.]

But I'm not a layabout, right? Though technically, if we're talking about back home, I'm always on the job... Anyway, what do you do, oh Sir of Being Highly Useful and Productive?

[discard]

[Yeah, Leon's a close-minded punk who knows basically nothing, Rhys is not wrong.]

I am one of the king's knight of my country, naturally. [he's a special snowflake knight, even!!] I did not have time to slack off or play around uselessly.

[echoistic]

Oooooh, ahhhhhh.

[Rhys says appreciatively, except:]

... So what's a knight?

[A "king", if he recalls correctly, is some kind of ruler—not that they exist in Naga, save for Elial, or so he thinks. Hell if anyone really knows anything about the Shielded City, considering that just about no outsiders are ever allowed in it.]